The plague is on me

This is what makes me believe in transmission of disease via computer.   I have a cold.  At least two friends (whom I have not seen recently enough for either to be the vector) have a cold.  A third person has Something;  not sure if it's a cold.  Now we've all posted about our ailments!  Surely the germs have to be travelling via the Internet.

I've been coughing for two days and hoping it wouldn't get worse.  Did go to work as I thought the cough was it and I mostly don't go around people close enough to infect them anyway.  Have own mug and spoon and tea bags.  So last night the congestion has built right up and I'm sneezing like mad.  I've got the next two days to get better before I have to decide whether to go into work on Friday or not and will try to manage today without going near a shop - out of milk - which would only spread the germs further.  I do have tea.