Dear Elliott
Jan. 26th, 2011 09:41 amI don't know if I'm going to do much today but maybe sleep some more. All thanks to Elliott going psycho again last night. Elliott is a white rat with ambitions to rule the world, or at least this Ferret Kingdom. There wasn't any blood this time but so much fluffing up, running away and eeking that I split the cage again into its two halves. If he could read, I would send Elliott the following message:
"Elliott, you are getting really close to a snip. Everybody is annoyed with you, particularly me and even your brother Vernon, who gets exiled with you because solitary confinement would make you loopier than you are. The human is tired and p'd off on a public holiday. The vet is open tomorrow. Watch yourself!"
"Elliott, you are getting really close to a snip. Everybody is annoyed with you, particularly me and even your brother Vernon, who gets exiled with you because solitary confinement would make you loopier than you are. The human is tired and p'd off on a public holiday. The vet is open tomorrow. Watch yourself!"